Stars that clear have been dead for years

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I have always said this.

Straight women:
Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys:
Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys:
Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians:
Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Neil Patrick Harris:
Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.

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mrtsunami:

never-gonna-regret:

oh-lovely-stars:

lunsfor7:

Just sayin…

 aand this  is one of the reasons that i was twrrified of going into the adult church when i was 7

When I was 7, I asked why all the carnivores didnt eat the other pair of animals after the ark and noah. They were all “you’re thinking too much”

Better question: How did kangaroos get on the ark?

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