January 2012
70 posts
I have to say, the only good thing my phone has...
Considering I’ve thrown it across the room three times in the past hour, it’s still turning on.
me: hey can you call someone for me
parental unit: um no? you can do it yourself you're grown up.
me: OH SWEET JESUS GOD NO. I CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO COLLAPSE PLEASE OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU I JUST CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO BREAK. THEY'LL THINK I'M WEIRD. THEY'LL JUDGE ME. THEY HATE ME I CAN'T DO THIS.
grannysmythe:
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
“If you don’t like to read you haven’t found the right book.”
– J. K. Rowling (via alyssany
)
Talk show guest: Well at a young age I was sexually abused and just a few years later my whole family died in a tragic boating accident. I lost everything.
Tyra Banks: Well Tracy, I know exactly how upset you are right now because when I was 17 in Paris, I once lost my car keys. Which was also very devastating.
*slytherin wins house cup*
dumbledore: i don't think so
dumbledore: five hundred points to gryffindor for being fabulous
Apparently no forms of technology wish for me to communicate with my boyfriend.
